Breaking News: Baby Has Creepy Little Grabby Hand

Washington, D.C.

In a developing story a baby from Washington, D.C. has a creepy little gabby hand. 

Officials are still investigating what, if anything this baby is grabbing at. 

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As onlookers commented on the baby’s cute little hat, the baby’s mother was heard questioning, “Is my baby cute or creepy?”

 The answer at this time is unclear although officials are leaning toward the ladder. 

Moments later, the baby started babbling and reaching for something that simply wasn’t there. 

“The baby’s hand looks kinda like a claw,” said local teenager Jason Withers. “It’s kinda cute. But what’s it grabbing at? That’s the creepy part. I go back and forth.”

Mr. Withers seemed to echo the sentiments of many onlookers that day: are babies cute or just grabby and a wee bit creepy? 

This story is developing. We will have more information as it becomes available. 

This just in! The creepy baby isn’t actually grabbing at anything but rather, just wondering why there is a claw where a hand should be. Perhaps this baby is an aspiring pokemon impersonator like we saw in one of our other breaking news stories.

-A Well-Mannered Grump