TRUMP FACES DECISION TO KEEP UNDER-COOKED STEAK OR URGE A CROWD OF XENOPHOBES TO CHANT “SEND HER BACK”

Michael Jordan's Steak House, Chicago, IL

President Trump In A G Dang Pickle

President Trump In A G Dang Pickle

President Donald Trump has never known a life without constant speculation and criticism.  Trump has done his best to find the “next big thing” in the world of attention hogging, be it reality television, another marriage, or holding the most influential office in the free world. Now that Trump is more than halfway through his first term as President of the United States the spectacular seems simple but, what does the great mind of Donald J. Trump do when he receives a raw steak and a crowd of people start chanting “send her back!”?

He soaked in the moment and his powers for evil grew stronger, duh.

Below is a step by step guide to Trump’s evil absorption process.

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So as Trump grew stronger in the middle of Michael Jordan's Steak House he waited for the chanting to come to a finish and THE DUDE WENT OFF!

“You see this piece of meat? Do you see it? This is raw like the pussy’s I hit up. You know how it be, I’m a pussy ravager, straight god up in the pussy. I never eat that shit tho it’s a woman and women aren’t for eating, they’re for bringing me food to eat after I call them by the wrong name during a serious bang session. Bang BANG. Like a gun. I like guns too BTW.” 

  • The President of the United State’s Donald Trump

During the President’s passionate outburst he slapped the raw steak against the table after rubbing it on his groin.

It is also being reported that Trump finished his meal and did not leave a tip. Well, he wrote, “here's a tip get a real job you deadbeat” on the receipt handed to him by his server who was a thirteen-year-old boy.

-A Well-Mannered Grump