HAPPY 15TH ANNIVERSARY TO ENTOURAGE: HERE ARE 5 CHARACTERS WHO NEED A SHARP KICK IN THE PANTS

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Entourage is a great show. Attractive characters, familial relationships, brotherly love? I mean what’s not to love? Today is the 15th anniversary of the day that Entourage first aired on HBO. In honor of this momentous occasion I recently rewatched Entourage and 15 years later I can safely say: Jesus Christ all these characters need a sharp kick in the pants. 

I never noticed until recently that the plot follows the same formula: Vince can’t do a movie for some reason, then he can do the movie for some reason, and then they all celebrate and Ari yells something to the tune of “We own this cocksucking, pisshole town,” for some reason. Look, I agree that’s fun. Lots of drama followed up with a super satisfying resolution. But holy fuck, you guys the sexism on this show? It is next level. So do you kind of get why I want to shank I mean kick these guys really hard? I made a nice definitive list of every character I want to kick really hard in the leg. Hear me out:


-A Well-Mannered Grump