Cost cutting seems to be on everyone’s mind nowadays and this holds especially true for artists. So we’ve compiled an ultimate list of free photo editing tools that are different ways of drawing a mustache on fancy photos.
So you’ve decided to venture into the world of drawing mustaches on fancy photos. A traditional Sharpie on An Old Vogue Magazine is a great place to start. You probably have experience with the Sharpie and access to an Old Vogue Magazine in your mom’s bathroom, all you need now is the gusto to go after it. Below are a few tips for this option.
A.Be sure to warm up wrist to avoid looking stupid from getting a cramp by doing something as menial as drawing.
B. Avoid drawing really poorly.
C. Have fun!
You’ve mastered the Sharpie and you want something a little more well, the wet crayon is the tool for you. This requires a little extra planning as you’ll need to smuggle crayons into a fancy ass restaurant, find liquid to dip the crayon into, and go to town on that menu. Below are some hints to make this process flow smoothly.
A. Put the crayons up ur butt. This will allow you to bring the tool into the restaurant and act as an aid to help you act like those around you who also have a stick up their bums.
B. Avoid accidentally losing a poop.
C. Have fun, be fancy.
You need more of a public setting so people will take notice of your hard work. This is the option for you. Simply steal a dry-erase marker from the closest elementary school and sprint to the nearest Starbucks and Vincent Van Go for it! Here are a few things to know before trying this version.
A. Buck up on your cardio to make sure you can finish the job you start.
B. Avoid mistaking a fat Sharpie as a dry-erase marker when you commit theft from the nearest elementary school.
C. Have fun, be fancy, and run fast.
So your boss took you to one of President Trump’s many golf courses but all you can think about is drawing mustaches on fancy photos. No need to fret. The Don puts a fat pick of his fat face on each and every scorecard that you can take that tiny Trump hand sized pencil to. Somethings to consider before you tee off.
A. Make mustaches great again by accenting the one you draw on Mr. Trump’s face by also drawing a tiny little dick too!
B. Avoid using complicated language while on the course as it may confuse The Don if he happens to be on the course.
C. Have fun, be fancy, play fast, and consider drawing a lil ween.
This is the stage in every mustache drawing maniac build up to throughout their career. You’re finally being given a canvas to showcase your passion and talent. Congratulations but, be sure to think about these important details.
A. Don’t use any safety equipment when you climb up to the billboard or when you are on the ladder doing the deed. This will make you look lame bro.
B. Avoid falling.
C. Have fun, be fancy, spray fast, consider a lil ween, and don’t die.
The big time didn't mean as much to you as you thought it would and you want to get back to your roots. Look no further, this alternative will remind you why you got into the mustache drawing biz in the first place. For the biggest artistic epiphany, consider this.
A. Light a candle, put on an old record and drop some acid.
B. Avoid doing too much acid and burning your house down to the sweet voice of Frank Sinatra.
C. Have fun, be fancy, draw fast, consider a wittle ween, and don’t die in a burning house while on acid.
This one is kinda obvious.
- A Well-Mannered Grump