The Rainforest That Produces 20% Of The Wolds’s Oxygen Is Burning, The Amazon Fire TV Stick Is Likely To Blame

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The Amazon Rain-Forest, Brazil

The earth has been a burning pile of shit for most of the 21st century but the recent wildfires running rampant in the Amazon rainforest is taking this analogy into an all to real realm of reality. This year the Amazon has seen a record number of fires and the invention of the Amazon Fire TV Stick in 2014 is clearly to blame.

Now I know what you're thinking… “funny word play but I’m not going to read the rest of the article.” I pray that you change your mind.

Below is a chart that clearly lays out why this theory is true.

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Need we say more?

-A Well-Mannered Grump