One of life’s most enduring questions is always: can I mess myself in these harem pants? If you are not a seasoned professional stylist, this question becomes especially tricky. Here are five fun (and certainly appropriative) harem pants that you may or not be able to take a big ole dump in.
These sleek cargo harem pants show people that you are not like other girls. You are the kind of girl who can go to work, run her errands and grab drinks with a hot date wearing the same look from day to night while also taking a massive dump on the subway! Girl, you don’t need to change those pants!
With this ultra-low crotch, fitted waistband, and elastic ankle bands, this might be the best kind of pant to shit in when you’re on the go and you’ve had all the dairy.
These funky harem pants have a real throwback vibe that says, “No reason to summon the boss, Debra. I didn’t just shit all over my desk. These are just harem pants. It’s the style.” Don’t you worry, you may have just REKT a pint of ice cream and then doodied your coworker’s standing desk, but there’s no way to prove it, fashionista!
-A Well-Mannered Grump