Small Town Tailgate Was The Point Of No Return For Climate Change!

Lake Geneva, WI

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Our last hopes to save the world from boiling over in toxic fumes went by the wayside this past Saturday at former University of Wisconsin student Jodi Johnson’s “fun little tailgate thing”, or at least that’s what the Facebook event was titled.

Let’s dive into the numbers before we tap into the emotional piece of this story. Why did this tailgate end the world?

  1. There were 27 red Solo cups used each add 1 bad environment point!

  2. There were 12 red meat cheeseburgers consumed which are 2.5 bad points!

  3. Lastly, there was 1 red gas-guzzling Ford F-250 pickup truck… 100,000,000 bad points!

 Here is a complex bad environment points graph.

Here is a more tangible visual.

Some of you may want to know more, well, here’s more info about bad environment points.

In other news, the Badgers have outscored their opponents a collective 110-0 in the first two games of the college football season.

-A Well-Mannered Grump